Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.

You only live once, and if you live the way I live, once is enough.
- Frank Sinatra

Most people just think that they're afraid of dying, when in fact they're afraid of living.
- Morrie Schwartz - Tuesdays with Morrie

Everyone in this world is a Jerry Spinger guest, some of us just havent been on the show yet.
- Marylin Manson

The lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math.

You're only as paranoid as the people behind you think you are.

There is nothing as sad or glorious as a generation changing hands.
-The inside cover of John Mellancamps Scarecrow CD.

Imagine what life would be like without hypothetical situations.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

"Did you know that Americans spend more on Tobacco and Alcohol than we do on Eduaction each year?"
-Jim Morrison

"In theory there's no difference between theory and practice, in practice there is."

They say that 60% of all statistics are innaccurate.

"Oh, no, my dear, I. . . I'm a very good man -- I'm just a very bad wizard." -The Wizard of Oz

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well-preserved piece, but to skid across the finish line broadside, engine frozen up, worn out, leaking oil, shouting GERONIMO!

Fate laughs when you make plans...

Traffic signals that are timed for 35mph also work well at 70mph.

"It aint cool being a jive-turkey this close to Thanksgiving."
-Trading Places

Somebody once asked if could I spare some change for gas to get myself away from this place. I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself, and we could all use a little change...well..the years start comin and they don't stop comin, fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin' doesn't make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb, so much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with takin the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go.
-Smashmouth

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.